Caddies: What’s one question a golfer should never ask you?

Oct 15, 2021; Las Vegas, Nevada, USA; Ian Poulter and his caddie Terry Mundy look on at the 15th tee box during the second round of the CJ Cup golf tournament at The Summit Club. Mandatory Credit: Joe Camporeale-USA TODAY Sports

I’m sure you’ve heard the phrase: “There’s no such thing as a bad question.” Right?

Well, we’re here to tell you that does not apply for caddies. There are many questions a caddie never wants to be asked while on the course.

So, we asked caddies on the TCN Twitter page, “What’s one question a golfer should never ask you?” Here are our 15 favorite responses. Click here to follow – or add – to the thread.

15. “What do you normally get per bag?” — @chelwig54

14. “Really?” — @Pacduneslooper

13. “Can you hold this for me while I pee?” — @MartinMcSports

12. “How much does so and so pay?” — @tommysoxx

11. “You sure?” — @Rio_RicoTx

10. “‘Do you do drugs, Danny?’ – Ty Webb” — @JayScot61742344

9. “You want to go another 18?” — @CaddieKev 

8. “What’s the biggest tip you received?” — @TimAlricB

7. “Is that good?” — @clarkiebob

6. “*After pissing on a tree* Can I use your towel?” — @LarryBuckles

5. “Have you got change for a 10?” — @mikeycros

4. “Wanna clean my balls after the round?” — @crashn2dave

3. “How hard to hit a putt. Is there a scale of ‘hardness?’” — @handicaddie

2. “What did you do last night?” — @MDSS2

1. “Do you have a place to stay?” — @sweetppro

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